FISHING SWIMMING AND DIVING PROHIBITED IN THE MARINA. The only way in which you are permitted to interact with the sea is by purchasing one of the huge, expensive, noisy, polluting, high-maintenance power boats which are on sale. If you buy one, you get to name it. (I never understood why they call it pleasure boating.)
Boats with sails are much more fun.
ReplyDeleteBoats with sails are cheaper to run.
Boats with sails are generally pretty.
Power boats are loud and dirty.
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Boats with sails move along tipped right over onto one side or the other. That takes a bit of getting used to.
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