Friday, August 22, 2014

Lili's declaration of war

All weeds must die! Get lost Gazania! F*** you Fumaria! Morning glory, you will never see the sun rise again. African Pelargonium, your harsh stink will soon be nothing more than an unpleasant memory. Castor oil plant, prepare to be cast into the darkest depths of the wheelie bin. Whatcha think you’re doing in my garden, Watsonia? Wild oats, you will not live to cast your seed. Onion weed, I shall dig you out completely and carefully, bulbs and all. Goodbye forever Lantana! You will soon be replaced by a local native species of plant that is every bit as pretty and attractive to butterflies. You will not be missed. Shitplant.
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2 comments:

  1. Lili Marlene8:58 AM

    Some of these links are shite and some of the links are from Scientologists, and none of it is in any way relevant to my post, but I guess it's a better class of comment spam than the usual bilge.

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  2. Lili Marlene12:36 AM

    Pure gold! You've come up with a gender-stereotyped insult. You just can't help yourself, can you?

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