Lili's compilation of unoriginal name ideas for census night

Joan Doe

Dr Ben Dover

Hu Flung Dung

Elkie Hall

Mary Warner

Coco Caine

Mike Hunt

So Su Mee

Seymour Butts

Connie Lingus

R. U. Dunn

Harry Balls

Sum K*nt

Bob Downe

Rhea Ender

B. A. Wiseman

Claude Balls

Eileen Dover

Phil McCafferty

Anita Bath

Ivanna Cock

Seymour Cox