Lili Marlene is not my real name. I'm a housewife married with kids, living in Australia. Used to think Asperger syndrome was a fitting label but these days I don't believe that "autistic" is a sensible way to describe anyone. I enjoy many different types of synaesthesia. I've always been a loner and like most smart people I don't comply with gender stereotypes. Many popular fads concern me, including misandry, misogyny, gender stereotyping, sex segregation in Australia, sloppy neuroscience, pity parties, cupcakes, black utes, massive abdominal obesity, tattoos, bright blue hair and the aggressive public promotion of psychiatry. I take exception to people assuming the status of scientists while not living up to the standards of science. I am not a Scientologist, but I'd love to be a scientist.